POSTS OF THE WEEK
Stardate: 117427:2764 - Ariadne: I've decided not to promote to PO until I have an 80% basis in my company. If my shareholders could please suicide so their shares will disappear, I'd appreciate it. Thanks -- MGMT
Stardate: 117431:1980 - Gandolf: Where would we be without rhetorical questions?
Stardate: 117446:4706 - Occy: You knew I was stupid when you hired me -- Dan Carr
Stardate: 117458:8772 - Hazed: The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it. - Franklin P Jones
Stardate: 117460:1047 - Gwaptiva: Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cozy, doesn't try it on -- William "The Big Yin" Connolly
Stardate: 117465:1354 - Gandolf: It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.
Stardate: 117467:6608 - Bourbon: have heard that "the Road to Hell is paved with Good Intentions", anyone need their LP's repaired ?
MOODS OF THE WEEK
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, Arlene has left.
Holding a sign that says, "Kiss me I'm sleeping", Jessecka is here.
Wearing a t-shirt that says, "All alone in a room with Hazed and all I got was this lousy t-shirt" Buddy has left.
QUOTES OF THE WEEK
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Bourbon, "not saying I have lag, but just got The Star, front page tells of a ship named Titanic sinking"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Krishna, "what's it like to own a planet can you build ports and stuff on it?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Jake, "It makes you feel like God, except you don't have everyone asking you to do stuff for them."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Kblackdragon, "To build or not to build...that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in mind to suffer the slings and arrow of outrageous prices or to take arms against a sea of disaffection and by opposing, end them? To haul...to sleep...no more."
Sephorin, meloncholy over the lack of available spouses, decides to take a unique approach to the problem of finding herself a mate.
Sephorin: "Could I marry my alt? Or would that be considered incestuous?"
Desaxman: "Depends. Is your alt related to you?"
Sephorin: "Um. No, different species. "
Desaxman: "Then you should be fine :)"
Spacey: "Your kids would be real space aliens."
Sephorin: "I wouldn't have to worry about her being unfaithful, either. Heck, I could make a man alt and have two spouses!"
Sephorin: ::Sephorin thinks this is a truly brilliant idea::
Sephorin: "If only RL were as simple..."
Spacey: "Make a lot of man alts and have your own harem."
Sephorin: "Excellent! That's officially my new project now."
Desaxman: "I don't know, how many men do you want laying around the house all day drinking beer and watching TV? =)"
Sephorin: "They wouldn't be laying around drinking beer. They'd be working their tails off to make money for me. And cleaning house."
Sephorin: "My alts have to do what I say!"
Spacey: "ooooh, male slaves!"
Sephorin: "No! Husbands."
Desaxman: "Good luck with that ;)"
Sephorin: "Thanks!" ::trundles off to make a harem of alts::
If you have nominations for the Quote, Mood, Post, Clothes, Act, or anything else of the Week, send them to fi@ibgames.com.
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