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EARTHDATE: March 11, 2007

Fed Funnies - page 1

TOP TEN COMMANDS WE'D LIKE TO SEE (AND WHY)

by Hazed

Not only are there some commands from classic Fed that we sorely miss, there's also new commands on our wish list that we're sure would add something to the game.

1. Slap. Because some people really, really deserve it.
2. Wait. Remember the pack of yak-42s that self-ignite?
3. Spy. Deep down, we are all nosy bastards.
4. Commit to insane asylum. Because some people REALLY, REALLY deserve it.
5. Rescue. We all get into a tight spot every now and again.
6. Remote tickle. Ooooh, just the thought of it makes me giggle and squirm!
7. Snuggle. I don't know why, but loads of people miss this command!
8. Hurl object. Would be useful in a puzzle if you just couldn't figure out what to do with the damn thing.
9. Think. Many people don't do enough of this.
10. Teleport, of course. I want my teleporter!

Thanks to Gwaptiva, Kblackdragon and Supermayman for their suggestions.


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