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EARTHDATE: January 28, 2007

Fed Funnies - page 2

POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 116929:9588 - Hazed: The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it. - Terry Pratchett

Stardate: 116950:0547 - Desaxman: If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is there to hear it, does it turn into woods?
Stardate: 116950:0550 - Desaxman: And if so, can I sell it for a profit?

Stardate: 116954:7027 - Cloudbase: If you can keep your head when all around you are losing theirs - You clearly don't understand the situation !!

Stardate: 116960:5713 - Cloudbase: Have dropped my wallet somewhere in sol, if anyone finds it, it has some photos, personal letters, a large wad of cash and credit cards, you can keep the wallet, phots and letters, but the cash and credit cards have sentimental value !!!

Stardate: 116967:2069 - Occy: Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something."--Plato,

tardate: 116977:2720 - Emie: A time will come when Fed's sharpest minds will compete to see who is the wackiest of them all. That time, is 10pm EST, tonight. The place? Channel "wacky". Your host? The insuppressable Emie.
Stardate: 116977:5021 - Arlene: I suppose I should try to get a refund for this Emie suppressor.

Stardate: 116978:8084 - Occy: You may not win them over, but if you hang around long enough, you'll wear them out."--Phil Simms,


QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gandroid, "I needed more personal space. So I joined fed and built my own planet.."

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gandolf, "besides.. if we never read the manual how would we ever find out about the free car wash?"

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Nut, "im still trying to find in the manual about the ATM"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gandolf, "well. if you don't how to operate the ATM then it is just more groats for the rest of us."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Furgas, "hey im a po and i cant even figure out the pin for the atm"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "That's because the pin is a secret"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Nut, "is it a secret that can be found somewhere"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gandolf, "I thought I saw the number at the bottom of a pit on Mars, but the lights went out before I could write it down."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Furgas, "oh yea i been in that pit"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Furgas, "and it was a lovely dead show"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Cragon, "I think we all have been there...place to avoid."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Jackdhuntr, "you can always find what you are looking for if you head straight to the brightest object in space"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Particularly if what you are looking for is certain death"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Furgas, "one day when i am really bored i and just going to sit at the atm and hit every number possible til i get it"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Good luck with that, Furgas"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Cragon, "Well Furgas...being a vampire...you have the time to do just that...hehe."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Furgas, "it might take many many days but i think i might crack it"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Cragon, "Days...what we have here is an optomistic vampire...my gosh...hehe."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Nut, "gonna have to see if i can find an atm cracker program"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Furgas, "well its 4 numbers so how long can it take to enter all the possible numbers from 0000 to 9999"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Well, if you do work out the number and get the cash, make sure you share it with the rest of us"


If you have nominations for the Quote, Mood, Post, Clothes, Act, or anything else of the Week, send them to fi@ibgames.com.


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