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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 116811:8929 - Squeeky: ever wonder why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Stardate: 116816:2867 - Fester: Some days I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

Stardate: 116816:7764 - Splineman: Can anyone guess the seven words that make Traders cringe unless it's a reset? Give up? "You have mail waiting to be read."

Stardate: 116842:8164 - Cloudbase: Nobody in their right minds would want to be in a psychiatric hospital - Dr Mike Harris

Stardate: 116848:9604 - Djentsch: Your Starship Captain Just Might Be A Redneck If...he sets phaser to "Cajun"

Stardate: 116852:2965 - Djentsch: Your Starship Captain Just Might Be A Redneck If...Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month

QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Yodabunny, "anyone selling controllers cheap?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "I don't need to buy controllers... I have self-control."

Arlene asks, "why do i wake up here everytime?"
Hazed says, "Because while you are asleep the pixies pick you up and transport you here"

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