GET A CAB!
by Hazed
When someone suggested that new player Johnnysbad should get a cab in order to avoid the long walk back from Earth's hospital, that's what he did. He typed 'GET CAB' - and found himself walking around with a cab in his pocket! It seems the object which controlled the cab and which allowed players to type 'HAIL CAB' and be driven in comfort back to the spaceport was incorrectly flagged as an object you could pick up and carry away, instead of being a static object that remained in one place.
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Johnnysbad, "By the way... am I supposed to be carrying a cab? :D"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "he stole the cab!!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zand, "That's why it isn't working"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Johnnysbad, "Whoops."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "why dya think I came to check on the dumpster. Thought someone might have stolen that too"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Johnnysbad, "haha"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zand, "I had no idea you could actually "get cab""
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Johnnysbad, "I didn't know I had broken anything... Thought it was a cute little easter egg"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "nor did I... or maybe that's why it ain't running no more"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zand, "Take it back and drop it"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Johnnysbad, "Hey, you should get a cab." :get cab: "You got a cab, ha-ha""
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Johnnysbad, "Roger!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "step away from the cab"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Johnnysbad, "Back off man, I got a cab and I don't know what I'm capable of!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "we Will use the kitty if forced"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zand, "I hear ya cats!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Johnnysbad, "All right man, don't get crazy on me!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zand, "is Johnny listed as a cabdriver now?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Johnnysbad, "JohnnysBad: Owner of a cab."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Johnnysbad, "Cab status: DROPPED"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Spoken, "hey watch it johnny, you almost ran me over, wow, warning warning warning, johnnys out of control can is really christine"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Johnnysbad, "Yeah, the Road where it tells me to hail a cab for 92 groats"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Johnnysbad, "I certainly didn't drop it on the surface of the sun, if that's what you're asking..."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Johnnysbad, "cough:"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Johnnysbad, "Aaaand hailing a cab brings me to the Main road."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Johnnysbad, "Now I just have this emptiness inside me."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Johnnysbad, "A cab-shaped hole in my heart. :("
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Johnnysbad, "Man steals cab! Says it fit right in his pocket.""
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "Earth Cabless"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "Deaders have to walk all the way to the monorail station"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Oris, "Johnny is really bad!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Johnnysbad, "Man reported to take things too literally. Spotted trying to steal a dumpster.""
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zand, "Do you need new boots Ms Pawws?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Johnnysbad, "Good idea!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Stirling, "Hello Fed"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zand, "Hey Stir"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Oris, "Hi, Stirling"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Johnnysbad, "I didn't *steal* it. I just picked it up and took it with me."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zand, "I wonder if it can be taken off planet?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Spoken, "NEWS HEADLINE STORY+_+_+_Stolen cab this week was discovered to be really christine the 1967 chev from the movie of the same name but in animated formated, Fedders re warned to be on the look out for ant strange behaviour involving the cans and are advised to run for their lives"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Johnnysbad, "Oddly enough, I was able to hail a cab right after I took it. o.O"
Your comm unit signals a tight beam message from Oris, "are you feeling better?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Johnnysbad, "This one time, I stole this cookie from this house... and fed it to the dog!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Oris, "you didn't feed the cab to the dog did you?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Johnnysbad, "No, I dropped it off at the sun, why do you ask?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Johnnysbad, "I kid I kid."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Spoken, "hey cats, how about a spot in the fedder on "PO's"" and the achievements they have or had made to get there"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Johnnysbad, "Yep"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Johnnysbad, "I accidently took it yesterday while trying to hail it, and have been doing hauling jobs since"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Johnnysbad, "Heck I died with it a few times."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Spoken, "ohh nooooo, watch out fly for your livesss johnny and the mad cab are lose in spaceeeeeeee, helpppppppppppppppppp"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Johnnysbad, "Caaaabs... in... Spaaaaaaaaace....."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Spoken, "lol"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zand, "This revelation coming from the head crazy!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zand, "Yeah Mrr!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zand, "Nut yeah"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zand, "But you are definatly not alone"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "are you sure about that Zand?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "do what? lol"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "ok, i REALLY want to know how that happened"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Johnnysbad, "It was such a nice cab, I thought we all got one! :D"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "now that is something that even I never thought of trying"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "Hey Djentsch"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Johnnysbad, "You guys just don't think out of the box!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "hey Gwaptiva"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "well, I tried it yesterday after hailing failed"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "i wouldn't be too sure of that"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "but at that time he was already flying round with it"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "must of been a mini cab"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Johnnysbad, "What else ya kids got that I can 'get'? Mwahaha.."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "quick quick, nail everything to the floor"
Talk about Grand Theft Auto! Johnnysbad has earned himself a place in the Hall of Fame (and Shame) for being the first person to steal the cab - and the cab has now been fixed so it's not possible to pick it up!
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