FEDDERGORIES
September 23
by Jessecka
I was sitting there, in the Taproom on Mercury, listening to Fed Radio (http://www.fed-radio.net), when it occurred to me, why not SING this week's Feddergories? So, here it is, the Fed Radio Edition of Feddergories, with your Hostess with the Mostess, Fed's Idol, Me! Finny, Furgas, Liakell, Bourbon and Victoria heeded the call for players, and after a run down of rules, we got off to a tuneless start.
Round one had us singing along, since they call Alabama the Crimson Tide, I was looking for some other Football names. Round two had me thinking everyone was crazy, and I wanted to know crazy things people do for attention. Liakell sulks while Finny strips. Victoria screams, but I'm not certain if it was because Furgas was sucking blood, or if it was from Bourbon shedding his clothes in the park. Round three was our first Fed2 related category of the night, and we all sounded like owls singing, Who are you? Who? Who? Who? Who? Round four was my favorite one of the night, and got the best answers too. I think everyone playing was such wonderful fun!
xt Round Four ::sings:: Just slip out the back Jack... Make a new plan Stan... don't need to be coy, Roy... They say there are 50 ways to leave your lover, but I only want one... your starting letter is....
xt B! Send me those TBs now!
Your comm unit signals a tight beam message from Furgas, "buy a plane ticket"
Your comm unit signals a tight beam message from Victoria, "bolt like jackrabbit"
Your comm unit signals a tight beam message from Liakell, "Beat them to a bloody pulp with a baseball bat =)"
Your comm unit signals a tight beam message from Finny, "breakup"
Your comm unit signals a tight beam message from Bourbon, "by hiring a good attorney"
xt Oh you guys are getting FUN!!
Your comm unit relays a message from Liakell, "i've been cheated on before =)"
Your comm unit relays a message from Finny, "we got some warped people here. cool"
Round five was good, with our true colors shining through, and obviously everyone's color is puce, since most matched on it - all except Furgas, who is pukey colored, and Bourbon, who is all peachy. Round six was our second Fed2 category of the night, so we took this job and shoved it, AK items and locations. Round seven found me belting out a favorite tune, dedicated to Bourbon: Once... Twice... Three times a lady. It seems that a few players thought I qualified as a lady, so they matched on me. Round eight rolled around, and as I was singing Doo, doo, doo, I wanted to know what was in everyone's backyard. Liakell has been playing on the slip n slide, while Victoria was putting siding on her house. While Finny was swinging in his, Furgas was praying in his shrine to the blood god. Bourbon must not have a backyard, since he choked on that one.
Round nine was our last Fed2 category of the night. CEOs hang on to their companies loosely, trying not to lose control, cause if they do, it's not pretty for them. I wanted CEOs of companies, and everyone did a good job getting me some names.
Round ten was the last regular category of the game... and I just can't talk about it... I must share...
xt Round Ten ::sings:: You can't jump the track, we're like cars on a cable and life's like an hour glass glued to the table... Jeez, she has strange stuff on her coffee table... so what's on Bourbon's coffee table? Your starting letter is...
xt R! Send your TBs now!!
Your comm unit signals a tight beam message from Victoria, "rings of moisture"
Your comm unit signals a tight beam message from Furgas, "rope of hemp"
Your comm unit signals a tight beam message from Finny, "remote control"
Your comm unit signals a tight beam message from Bourbon, "refill of JD and Ginger"
Your comm unit signals a tight beam message from Liakell, "Really randy porn!"
xt it must be FUN at B's house
xt now B, how many of them are right?
Your comm unit relays a message from Bourbon, "mentally... all"
Our bonus round was a good one, with me singing everyone's favorite drinking song:
xt Bonus Round!! ::sings:: Blew out my flip flop, stepped on a pop top. Cut my heel, had to cruise on back home. But there's booze in the blender...Your category is...
We had fun coming up with as many mixed drinks as we could, but in the end, Bourbon didn't win even with the booze edge. Coming in fourth with 11 points was Finny and Bourbon. In third place with 12 points, we had Furgas. In second place, with 16 points, putting her only 1 point behind the winner was Liakell. And our big slithy tove winner of the night was Victoria, barely squeaking by with 17 points! A big thanks to everyone who played, and all those that came out to watch. Join me, Your Hostess with the Mostess, each Saturday night at 10.00pm eastern for Feddergories!
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