SLITHY TOVE BREEDING SCANDAL
by Jessecka
With corrupt GA officials getting all the greedier these days, many Fedizens have been looking for alternative ways to acquire slithy toves for outrageous bribes. The newest bribe, exchanging slithy toves for cash in a planet treasury, has sent POs scrambling, trying to get their hands on as many of these curious creatures as possible. The newest fad is slithy tove breeding. Some POs actually think that they can quietly breed slithies in remote corners of their worlds, thus creating an unlimited supply of the creatures to build their treasuries. One PO has gone so far as to cuddle, purr and pet her slithy toves in public, urging them to breed for her.
Everyone knows that slithy toves are easy to acquire these days. For a small fee, Hazed will send you your own pair of slithy toves, to bribe for anything your heart desires. Want the newest charm? Been thinking about that snazzy NavComp upgrade? How about an Exectutive Washroom key? You might even be the first ever to successfully breed your slithy tove pairs! (Don't count on it!) For more information about slithy toves, what to buy with them and how to get them, go to http://www.ibgames.net/fed2/extras/index.html or type 'HELP SLITHY' or 'HELP DONATION' in the game.
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