Fed II Star - March 19, 2006

POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 114233:4998 - Djentsch: Man is the best computer ... and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor." - Werner Von Braun (1912-1977)
Stardate: 114234:0991 - Jessecka: Unskilled?? That's no fun!!

Stardate: 114238:3112 - Asterix: The one who says it cannot be done should never interrupt the one who is doing it.

Stardate: 114238:8627 - Leostada: When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

Stardate: 114245:9614 - Leostada: Rules To Live By .... It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

Stardate: 114248:2155 - Vlad: Halloween: Reports are coming in of an explosion in an explosives factory. huh...next thing you know there will be a report of cereals in a cereals factory;)
Stardate: 114249:1889 - Lynnea: As long as its not droids in the droids factory I think we'll be ok. We can't let them loose to work on their own kind yet, I mean, you know what happened with the Cylons!

Stardate: 114255:3100 - Nightdroid: What is an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac? Someone who lies awake at night, wondering if there really is a Dog.
Stardate: 114255:6624 - Gwaptiva: Dyslexics of the world UNTIE!

MOODS OF THE WEEK

Starting a spontaneous conga line, Buddy is here.

Hauling for groats to buy the tequilla Humboldt has left.

QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Squeeky, "how is everybody this morning?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Nightdroid, "Metal and sarcastic, the same as I am every morning"

Droid exclaims, "Data is my hero, but the love of my life is the ship's computer...she's hot!"
Robius says, "hehe...bet he just loves it when she talks geeky to him."
Robius says, "hey, baby. mind if I plug my processer in to your access terminal? hehe."

ACT OF THE WEEK

Robius has given you anything but a friendly cuddle.

SHIP ACT OF THE WEEK

Asterix's ship is in the sector
Lynnea's spaceship waves its wings at you
Asterix's spaceship waves back and smiles
Lynnea's spaceship rolls down its windows
Asterix says, "Must be a new Zandzabarian addition"
Lynnea's spaceship s pilot leans out the window
Lynnea's spaceship revvs its engines
Cragonjr's ship has just entered the sector.
Cragonjr's spaceship waves
Lynnea's spaceship waves
Cragonjr's spaceship disappears into the hyperspace link in a shower of high energy tachyons.
Cragonjr's ship has left the sector.
Lynnea's spaceship looks on proudly as Jr.s space ship spews high energy tachyons
Lynnea's spaceship s pilot chuckles
Asterix's spaceship laughs, and inside the spaceship, Asterix looks very worried
Lynnea's spaceship laughs along with Asterix's ship, and inside Lynnea curses
Asterix says, "Hauling is so much easier now, though, that I have 13 bays, so I guess smiling and laughing is an alright side effect"
Lynnea says, "I think so, as long as they don't start talking back"
Asterix says, "Definitely, I really don't know what I'd do then"
Lynnea says, "I don't like a fresh talking ship"
Lynnea's spaceship trys to look very worried
Asterix says, "Absolutely not, I wouldn't tolerate it, I'd have to get Sal to do something about it"
Asterix's spaceship looks down at its rudder, and Asterix falls forward
Lynnea's spaceship s pilot threatens it with Sal
Lynnea's spaceship does a loopty loop and once again Lynnea curses
Lynnea saysy, "They seem to have minds of their own"
Asterix says, "I see this"
Asterix says, "Well, I have to be going"
Lynnea's spaceship snickers, and Lynnea waves
Asterix's spaceship waves to Lynnea's spaceship, causing Asterix to fall down inside it again
Lynnea's spaceship looks insolent as Lynnea trys to plot a course
Asterix says, "Maybe I'll install arms for it, so it can wave a little easier"
Lynnea says, "Good idea"
Asterix's spaceship turns in the exact opposite direction from where Asterix just told it to go
Asterix says, "Well.... I better figure out how to do this backwards, i guess"
Lynnea's spaceship giggles and approves

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