Fed II Star - March 12, 2006

POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 114165:2865 - Lynnea: It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

Stardate: 114169:6860 - Art: Strip mining prevents forest fires.
Stardate: 114170:0625 - Buddy: Poor Smokey the Bear...out of work...replaced by stripping miners....

Stardate: 114178:0291 - Art: No trees were killed in the posting of this message. However a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.

Stardate: 114197:0005 - Madonna: BOYS vs GIRLS - Girls turn into women. Boys turn into bigger boys.

Stardate: 114197:0225 - Leostada: Rules To Live By .... Follow your dream! Unless it's the one where you're at work, in your underwear, during a fire drill.

Stardate: 114202:6215 - Leostada: Rules To Live By .... Always take time to stop and smell the roses and sooner or later, you'll inhale a bee.

Stardate: 114204:5720 - Fancy: Always give 100% at work: 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday.
Stardate: 114204:8515 - Paul: Sounds like a good distribution of effort to me, I work weekends

MOODS OF THE WEEK

With a fake mustache and hair like a scarecrow Lynnea has left.

475 AK, twitching uncontrollably Gillian has left.

Thinking finding a Future is like the song "I've been everywhere man, I've been everywhere"... Outlander is here.

Live fast, Party faster.. Ryuken has left.

Snoozing fitfully with a battered Tesla checker in hand, Kalandra has just arrived.

I'm not friendly despite what my snogging you indicates, Robius has just arrived.
Robius has given you a friendly snog.

QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Jessecka, "welcome to Fed2 Toxez"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Jessecka, "to talk to us Toxez, you can use the COM command, example COM Hello"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Toxez, "hello"

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Jessecka, "Hi :) If you need any help getting started, just let us know :)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Toxez, "oh right ok, heh didnt know you were real players :p"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Jessecka, "well, I have been acussed of being an auto-response system a few times ;)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Nightdroid, "If you need help getting a permit, press 1... if you're looking for Doris, press 2... if you can't find Hobbs End, press 3..."

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Nancy, "Thats it!!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Caesar, "whats it???"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Nancy, "Im suing the Galactic Administration for harassment"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Nightdroid, "Now you know why there are no lawyers in Fed"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Why?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Nancy, "Thats 5 stops for 5 flights"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Nancy, "stashes her space dust in the glove box:::"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "You must be on the watch list. They think you are a terrorist."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Nancy, "ugh, this is getting out of hand"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Nightdroid, "Terrorist or tourist? The way some people pronounce it, I can't tell the difference."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Jessecka, "that, or the cute cutter driver has a crush on you ;)"

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Torien, "greetings everyone, specially my fellow traders..any one have a TOD?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Ras, "Don't quit your day job."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Furgas, "dont moon a werewolf"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Jessecka, "don't play leap frog with a unicorn"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Lynnea, "Don't drink wobbly water"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Torien, "yeah, yeah...all great tips..but was hoping for something a bit more topical..but thanks!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Art, "Don't brush your teeth with a brick."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Robius, "he's looking for something more topical? sounds like a rash problem."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Torien, "hey now! lets not let those kind of personal problems be aired out like that..sheesh..you tell one person in a bar..and then poof..the whole universe knows.."

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