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EARTHDATE: January 22, 2006

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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 113715:8184 - Hitman: I think age is a very high price to pay for maturity. - Tom Stoppard

Stardate: 113716:9361 - Hitman: Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Stardate: 113719:6070 - Roselie: Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

Stardate: 113721:7368 - Vlad: Happy Friday the 13th people!....Better make it a good one as we only have two this year to celebrate...one now and the other in October:) Walk under a ladder whilst having a black cat walk back and forth in front of you whilst juggling mirrors....you, that is, not the cat...well, unless you can find a cat that talented;)
Stardate: 113721:8523 - Catspaws: I juggle mirrors all the time....

Stardate: 113730:2487 - Hitman: I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things

Stardate: 113754:2306 - Roselie: A day without sunshine is like...night.

Stardate: 113764:2630 - Art: Dyslexics have more fnu.

Stardate: 113781:0862 - Cen: What do you call it when a high-ranking person lies right to your face? Diplomacy.


MOODS OF THE WEEK

Wanting a real baseball bat in Fed, Djentsch is here.

Wearing a T-shirt that says, "Lost in thought, send search party," Angelfowl has left.

Wearing a T-shirt that says, "Please, don't interrupt me while, I'm ignoring you," Angelfowl has just arrived.

feds feddiest fedder Squeeky has left.

WARNING! Affecting Futures Spreads All Over SOL, Kalandra has just arrived.


QUOTES OF THE WEEK

After Hazed announced that the Fed II Star had been published last Sunday:
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Bourbon, "is it still good info or did Bella change her mind since publication ? lol"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Well it was good half an hour ago, but who knows what happened since then"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Bourbon, "lol, ya right Hazed"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Nightdroid, "If we could attach Bella to some sort of generator, we could power the servers with the energy from her flip-flops ;)"

Prometheus says, "would designer alligator skin furniture be uncomfortable to sit on"

Squeeky smiles, "depends on if the alligator is still alive :)"


If you have nominations for the Quote, Mood, Post, Clothes, Act, or anything else of the Week, send them to
fi@ibgames.com.


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