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EARTHDATE: January 15, 2006

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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 113668:3787 - Hitman: People who have no weaknesses are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them.
Stardate: 113668:6837 - Zand: Hmmmm... I must be a wonderful person then!
Stardate: 113668:8811 - Catspaws: I guess I'm one of those terrible people then. ::licks her paw smugly::

Stardate: 113678:0230 - Cen: The problem of leadership is inevitably: Who will play God?"

Stardate: 113683:0657 - Hitman: The only athletic sport I ever mastered was backgammon.
Stardate: 113684:3104 - Roselie: I think putting on pantyhose should count as an aerobic sport..

Stardate: 113690:0021 - Hitman: I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won out over it

Stardate: 113707:1903 - Hitman: I have not lost my mind - it's backed up on disk somewhere.

Stardate: 113712:8527 - Cen: Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napolean

Stardate: 113728:5644 - Catspaws: Wanted, sexy indy willing to take every groat he/she makes and build factories on Catseye that the planet owner can tear down to increase production. Compensation in the form of purrs.
Stardate: 113729:6262 - Cen: Sadly though a recent NASDAQ posting showed that stock value in purrs has dropped drastically in the wake of a massive recall in Tidy Cat litter.

Stardate: 113730:0611 - Jessecka: With kids in the backseat, accidents happen....with accidents in the backseat, kids happen.


MOODS OF THE WEEK

Covered in BBQ sauce and sweet potato pie, Gandroid has left.

busy writing alimony checks Evilexhusband is here.

On loan from Dryad, Robius has just arrived.

Can you still be a hermit with two of you included? Hitman is here.

Please stand back. The contagious Nomad is here.


QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Funster, "wow, this fedterm has sounds.....lol"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Funster, "not sure if the exchange is a teletype or a machine gun from unhappy traders"

Your comm unit signals a tight beam message from Hitman, "I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships"


If you have nominations for the Quote, Mood, Post, Clothes, Act, or anything else of the Week, send them to
fi@ibgames.com.


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